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Mask Hysteria: Fun for Germaphobes

In a few, short months we have become a nation of germaphobes.  We were discussing going to Walmart and not being able to visit a medical specialist.  It gives me a headache just writing that last sentence.

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And what of the “science” employed by those big box stores? Most have two large access points. Some have three. Federal, state and sometimes local authorities required these stores to take steps to keep their customers “safe” from the ChiComm plague. And how did they do that? By and large they decided to close all but on set of doors, funneling access and egress through one set of doors. What mental midget came up with this plan? Why not one in and one out, thinning the exposure between transients? That would be a bit more scientific anyway.

Also, through the magic of SWAG (Super Wild Ass Guessing) governments arrived at
magic numbers for these big stores that dictated how many people could be in the
stores at any given time. So you see one unfortunate employee with a number
clicker in hand counting the numbers going in and out. SOOOOOO scientific.

This is also a lot like how they reached the 6-foot magic distance of disease control…

“Expert” 1: I don’t know, George. We have to give them something.

“Expert” 2: Tell them to stay far apart in public. Make them feel like they are doing something.

“Expert” 1: Right. How about 3 feet?

“Expert” 2: Hmmmm. No. That just doesn’t feel like a big enough number.

“Expert” 1: How about 10 feet? There’s no way you can breath on someone from 10 feet.

“Expert” 2: Are you crazy? Walmart would never go for that.

“Expert” 1: Okay, 6 feet. That’s got to fly.

“Expert” 2: Yeah. It sounds significant and if public places can’t maintain that they can just shut down. Yeah. Perfect.

These are just silly examples of how we are “containing” the virus. But I said at the beginning everything we are being told is invalid. So far we have just discussed the results. These are all based on what we are told is the underlying “science” from the real “experts”.  And that is what has been invalid almost from the beginning.

Find out why.


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Greg Gutfeld "stole" my stuff!

Greg Gutfeld has obviously been reading my stuff.  Well, I think he has.  I’ll have to have the Russians hack his computer and get back to me. But tonight, on The Five, GG made a very specific analogy in a very specific way.  I have made many references to the Clintons being like Pigpen from Peanuts here and on social media.  I’ll post his remarks here when the transcripts come out.  Two of my examples are listed below.

Perhaps I can assume that great, warped minds malfunction in like fashion.  (perhaps greatly warped?) GG and I are very close.  I am like the older brother he never met and didn’t know about because he hadn’t been to the asylum yet to find me walking in circles saying, “Ten minutes to Wapner.”  Anyway, I like Greg’s work.  I have an Amazon link to one of his books somewhere on this site.  If I wasn’t a prick I’d probably put another here.

His work is the only thing that stops me from flying to New York and fixing him with some firmly worded statements.  Well, that and a lack of plane fare.  My truck could make the trip, but he won’t be at work on Saturday.  And the moment will be gone by Monday.  Boy, he is one lucky short guy!

Oh, well.  He’s not the first big name to make the call long after I do.  They aspire to brilliance.  I be havin’ brilliance all over me.

 

Hillary Milhous Nixon or Richard Rodham Clinton?

Would you be walking free right now? Hillary is!