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Caveats for the NOW…and the Chinese Crud.

They say if you live long enough you get to see everything. Well, this Xi TB event has brought about some really mind-blowing revelations about just how stupid people can be. I’m not talking about you [looking askance]. You’re here with me right now so you are brilliant. But just in case you might be slouching toward the mob mentality, here’s a few thoughts to help you focus on reality.

Pay attention!

There is more going on in the world than the Red Death, as radio host Chris Plant calls it. For example, the big con between the governing class and big tech is moving along nicely, and you are the mark. Just before we all shuttered ourselves in waiting for the ChiComm disease to pass our door, Mark Zuckerburg announced that what his industry needed was regulation.

This same guy would not have said that 5 years ago. Back then he was still perfecting his social network and working toward his now unimaginable wealth. But now he wants regulation. As I said in a post about 18 months ago, you were being conned by Congress and Zuck. They were just beginning to do their choreographed dance, which would lead to killing competition in the social network industry.   Zuck would, over the ensuing year, appear twice before committees wagging fingers and talking about how dangerous an unregulated Facebook world was…my god! Those dirty ruskies bought ads on FB and ruined our election! It was very dramatic; all shaking heads and knitted brows.

Now here we are, as I said then, waiting to hear how, if you want to start a social network you will have to do multi-billion dollar handstands or regulators will shut you down. See how that works? No one will be able to compete with Zuck.

Don’t believe me? History is on my side. Just wait. They’ll do it. And you’ll let them. The truly stupid will cheer it!

Corona, the crud, not the disease, will provide an excellent distraction.

About the CHINESE virus itself:

The government is in the process of emptying our economic magazines of every round of ammunition we possess to “fight” a virus. States have shut down the remaining school year. People freak every time POTUS doesn’t say a sentence exactly as they would have him say it, in reference to this…event. And we are still in the early stages!

What are all you yahoos going to do when we see many tens of thousands of cases out there?

While all that is happening, the Dems are insulting the entire population by shitting on what both sides say is critical legislation to fight an existential threat. Really? How seriously are we to take Nancy Pelosi who is demanding a laundry list of social causes be included? If any one of the issues she’s whoring for right now were legitimate in the eyes of the public, they’d be law already. But none of them are, so blackmail the rest of the country, right?

Remember the stupid people I spoke of?  Yeah, they think what Pelosi and Schumer are doing is a good thing. As Ron White likes to say, “You can’t fix stupid.”  But political whores rely on it.

And for the record…

…Donald Trump has at no time said we are all going back to work now. This is directed at everybody, but especially the retarded media, FOX and MSNBC types alike. Both are claiming that Trump said yesterday, 23 March, that he is ending the “shutdown”.  Varney had a banner saying “Trump: End the Shutdown” and Morning Joe was jeering it. But he never said it.

His most direct answer to the question was that we are looking at ending the voluntary shutdown “sooner rather than later” and that it wouldn’t be “3 to 4 months as some people are saying.” So he specifically said it would not be 3 to 4 months. Members of the Corona Killer group standing behind him said they would consider what to do about the shutdown later this week. But NO ONE said it was over.

We shouldn’t be surprised about the media’s reaction this morning. Nothing, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING of what they have attributed to Trump, in his dealing with this event, has been accurate. He isn’t Superman and he isn’t Daffy Duck. He’s just a chief executive letting the experts do what they do. And he’s still as inarticulate as he’s ever been.

It’s there where his detractors and admirers think they have the edge. They fill in blanks when he speaks, put words in his mouth, and then declare him good or evil. None of this is helpful.

I spare no one.

Other than ending the shutdown (I favor that) and letting the Asian Asthma run it’s course (as it will do anyway) there is little the government can do that would really help in the long term. In the near term, the “stimulus” will only help a little. And we are doing real damage to our economy in the process.

But if they REALLY want to do things that will fill the gaps and motivate businesses to keep people working they should do three things. Bridge loans to any business that NEEDS the help to keep going, a payroll tax holiday and plus up unemployment insurance fund. Everything else, sending checks to people, bailing out industries, is overkill and puts us on our heels for years to come. All the funny money, 2 trillion at last count, has to be flushed from the system when this is over. And if the college loan bubble pops, and the Dems are trying their best to make that happen, what will we have left to cover that screw up?

The reaction to Covid-19 has been overkill across the board. If it is what they say it is, and if we must put out lives in limbo as a reaction to it, then why do we not shut down every flu season?

Damn, I hope I didn’t just give all the stupid people an idea.

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Rocky VIII: An Economic Metaphor Part 2

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Update: 11/7/19  The tariff circus drags on.  China continues to play the US like a fiddle.  With every “deadline” China simply makes obviously empty promises and gets the date to slide further right.  Today we hear we have a the framework on terms to be negotiated and a venue.  And we are told that we won’t get the “big” deal this time around.  (big shock, right?)  Instead we will get a promise from China to buy more stuff – AGAIN!  And that will be called a deal.  (Pass the fig leafs) As I have said in many places:  When all this is over, we will ALL end up very much where we were when it started.  TARIFFS DON’T WORK. AND THEY CERTAINLY DON’T WORK AGAINST TOTALITARIAN STATES!!!  Only real free trade works across the board.  But there isn’t one politician with the sack to actually discuss real free trade.

At the moment, that doesn’t even exist in this country!

8/14/19  4:27

The markets have closed down 800+. And no, it still isn’t the Hong Kong riots that caused the drop. That is just another symptom.

In Hong Kong, as with all drawn-out protests by youth, a Lord of the Flies mentality has set in. Agitators in their little corners of the conflict are fighting for the conch by attacking police and trying to be the toughest boy scout. This will cause them to lose public support and has doomed their fight. China wins. Of course they were always going to. They won’t let ANYTHING change because of this protest. The government is not civilized and they don’t preside over a democracy.

One cop showed incredible restraint when cornered by several attackers using sticks to beat him, quite badly. He drew his weapon but didn’t fire it. If it had been me, there would be dead kids at the Hong Kong airport. That’s one GOOD cop.

But back to the real problem at hand.

Who are tariffs good for? Certainly not consumers. And they don’t help suppliers of goods not protected. As I stated in my January article, they only help the specific industries being protected, allowing them to RAISE prices with less competition, but only for a short time. Then everyone looses.


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Thanks to this ridiculous tariff scheme we STILL have silly scenarios like this one: There are tariffs on materials used to make bicycles but no tariffs on bicycles. So U.S. manufacturers of bicycles, already hampered by higher labor costs here, now must pay more for materials and parts. The result? Foreign bike manufacturers, including Chinese companies have an even greater advantage in our market. Come Christmas all the “buy American” slogans in the world will not put an American-made bike under the tree in this country. And the tariff scheme is riddled with this stupidity, as if just launching this campaign wasn’t stupid enough.

So who pulled Trump’s chain?

I don’t know who in the administration stroked Trump’s ego well enough to put him on this idiotic tariff bender, but I’d like to strangle them. We had just emerged from an abysmal 8 years of little of no growth and had just a bit of traction under out feet (even Europe was growing for the first time in a decade) when it was all wiped out with this one impetuous and utterly ill-conceived act.

Yes, many players on the world stage are corrupt and still charge tariffs to please their cronies. Hell, Europe has been enjoying tariffs we allowed since after WWII to give them a shot at recovery. And we completely dominated the world’s economy for 75 years. Europe didn’t become a dominant power. Still, tariffs are an insult to free trade and should have been done away with. But how? With US tariffs? Hardly.

In our last episode a victorious Rocky (the US economy), still injured from his rematch with Creed, is being forced to fight Clubber Lang, Tommy Gunn and Ivan Drago (trading partners) at the same time. Mickey (Trump) said it was for Rocky’s own good (national security).

At the outset, Rocky seemed to be standing his ground. Gunn (Mexico and Canada) didn’t have the stomach for a fight and knew it wasn’t in his best interest. He immediately threw in the towel because Mickey was willing to renegotiate NAFTA. It was a smart move. He leaves the ring, not a hair out of place.

But problems remain.

Lang (Europe) puts up more of a fight. He throws lots of punches at the US economy and calls Mickey a bully but then slips in a few concessions, some of them really good (like zero tariffs on cars – our biggest obstacle). Where Lang might be inclined to turn on Drago (China) in the overall fight and stand with Rocky, he can’t. Every time he tries to step in, Mickey tells Rocky to punch him on the face. Mickey says he doesn’t want parody with Lang, he wants a complete advantage. Instead of taking 80% and turning Lang against Drago, Mickey chooses to post childish and insulting tweets about Lang, pissing him off and reinvigorating him.

Despite a groin injury (zero, and even negative economic growth) Lang persists in the fight. While he isn’t as much of a threat, his continued presence in the ring makes Rocky’s real challenge more difficult. And with each punch he gets weaker, so even if Lang (Europe) does eventually try to turn on Drago, he will be too weak to help.

Drago (China’s economy) is huge, everyone says his economy is weak and he can’t stand up to a trade fight with the US. But he has something the Rocky doesn’t have. His corner is a totalitarian police state. The corner will not suffer if Drago takes hits, even severe ones. Drago’s fans will. But they will endure what they are told to endure and they will like it.

It won’t end well.

You see, ultimately, that is where controlled economies must end up. You can’t control economics like you are planning a birthday party, although idiots who call themselves economists and politicians try every day. But you can oppress people. The more control exerted over the economy, the greater the oppression must be. I give you Free College for All, The Green New Deal and Tax the Hell Out of the Rich as examples.

Where will this end? It remains to be seen. But it won’t end well. Serious and unnecessary damage has been done and it will take a while to unwind.

Leaving the ring for the real world, we have two options to fix this and move on:

  1. Real free trade


  1. Demanding tariff-free trade among all our trading partners

I’ll address number 2 first.

U.S. Dominated Trade

We can start by country or by region or with all our trading partners at once. Congress passes a law that states by a date certain there will be no tariffs anywhere in trading with the United States. We send you our Spaghetti-o’s, you send us your kumquats. They are sold to our respective consumers unencumbered by tariffs. If you keep or create tariffs, you have sold your last kumquat in the US. Subsidies would have be eliminated at the same time as they are just the B side of the same 45, created to thwart competition.1

This is preferable to the existing fight and the pre-existing status quo. However, it isn’t really free trade. If trade takes place under the auspices of the US government, like it as we may, it isn’t free. Making a product and gaining market share at home or abroad is up to the companies who wish to trade, not the government!

And, oh, by the way, try to wrestle sugar or corn subsidies from the political whores on Capitol Hill or the cronies they protect. They’ll tell you the economy is too complex and you just don’t understand why we have to take the bribes we take to help market sectors. Poor, ignorant you.

Market-Dominated Trade

Number 1, above, is actually the real answer. Free trade. Really free.

Sadly for the dupes who think the government is obligated to get your rubber dogshit into novelty stores in Poland, this scenario pretty much resembles the situation we have right now, based on how ignorant other trading partners remain.

If you, unlike most politicians and career government workers, have brains and vision, you understand that having rich trading partners is better than having poor ones. So rule number one for healthy trade is don’t impoverish your customers. You are not obliged to prop them up, but you don’t kick the stool out from under them either.

Further, if Heinz wants to sell ketchup in Germany and pay a hefty tariff to do so, that is none of the U.S. Government’s business. That is 100% up to Heinz and the board of directors. It is up to that company if they wish to move into a market where they are made artificially less competitive based on price. If they didn’t think they could use the popularity of their brand and quality of their product to make money in that market, they wouldn’t send their stuff there to begin with. And if Berliners wish to pay more for ketchup or pay tax money to their own ketchup companies in the form of subsidies, that is their concern ONLY.

Naturally, if Heinz finds a political whore who will go and fight and threaten the Germans or initiate tariffs here, I suspect Heinz would make huge campaign contributions and pay tens of thousands of dollars for speeches to be made by the whore in return. But that doesn’t make it right.

The lesser of two evils? Meh, Maybe.

I support choice number 2 over the status quo. But I know choice number 1 is the best long-term answer to all of this. I hold out absolutely no hope that ANY of our politicians have the guts to start the process by winding down our existing market protections to undeserving cronies. And I also despair at Trump’s lack of intellectual curiosity on the matter.

How bloody it gets depends on how long people insist on being stupid. But when it all finally shakes out we will all be financially weaker and pretty much the same place we were relative to the rest of the world when this all started.

So, Rocky is screwed on this one. We all are. But don’t worry. You’re screwed on lots of other ways as well. Maybe next time we’ll revisit how Facebook, Google (and politicians that are supposedly “taking on the tech giants”) are playing all of you for total suckers


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1. But we’ll deal with subsidies in another article.  I did deal with them in my book.  See the link above.

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Rocky VIII: An Economic Metaphor Part 1


It is 1:14 PM. The Dow is off 722 points after an already crappy previous week.

You’ve missed me haven’t you?

I have been away too long. I have been toiling away in the shop making furniture and trinkets. I do that to get away from the moronspeak[1] that is American politics. And there is a glut of morons speaking in the last few years.

Note the date. It is more significant than you might know. It is surely more significant than the “experts” on TV know. But three months from now they will review tape and say, “See? This is where it started to really unravel. I knew it all along.”

On 19 January of this year I made a case against tariffs as economic policy or foreign policy. So far, my conclusions have been proven correct. And today, I was heralded to my laptop by absolutely terrifying words from the FOX Business channel. These words are repeated at the outset of every market crash.


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Varney: Trump! Trump! He’s our man…

If you read my stuff you’ll know what those words are: “It’s different this time.” Stuart Varney – I tune in every morning even though Varney is a Trump cheerleader every day, rain or shine – is backing up these words up saying that the severe yield inversion we see in U.S. Treasuries is different from previous inversions.

Why? He says it is because money is pouring in from all over the world, retreating to the safety of our economy.

There are three problems with that assessment:

  1. Money is doing that because we have created weakness AND instability across the globe with our tariff debacle.
  2. The computers that trigger sell-offs on Wall Street and average people who don’t take a philosophical long view when they see their 401Ks trashed, CANNOT consider nuance. For that matter neither do most professional investors. They read fundamentals. If you fuck with the fundamentals they panic.
  3. Money does this all the time when Europe is broke. It pours in even when we are in an actual recession.   So money pouring in won’t save us from this world-wide slow down.

Some are saying the slide is due to riots in Hong Kong. Well…maybe 100 points can be attributed to that. But the real reason was the announcement that the 10-year yield was at 1.58!

So how did we get here and how will all this end. I’ll use an analogy I’ve employed on social media, trying to explain reality to morons on both sides of the political fence.

Beating up Rocky Balboa.

Our story opens with Rocky (the US economy) going toe to toe with Apollo Creed (economic planners). Rocky got beaten badly in 2008 when people thought they could defy the laws of economics and create false value in the housing market. They spent more than a decade trying to push mortgages on people who could not pay them back and encouraging homeowners to treat their homes like an ATM machine. We all know how the fight ended. Both fighters ended up in the hospital. Rocky lost.

I will leave the abuses of politicians and a corrupt Central Bank that occurred before the rematch for another time. But Rocky did meet with Apollo during the election of 2016. That was when manager Mickey (Donald Trump) said we are not going to fight the way we are expected to. Apollo expects to see a plodding southpaw this time. But we will switch and be controversial and confrontational.

That was all it took. It was a tough battle. Rocky rallied late in the fight banging at the planners ribs with deregulation, deregulation, again and again, until the planners were spitting up blood. And then WHAM! Tax cuts to the chin!

After going the distance (eight years of Obama)[2] and actually creating economic growth, especially with the tax cuts, Rocky was staggering to his corner. He was blind in one eye, his nose was broken. Rocky’s arm were now to heavy to lift. He was out of adrenaline. In his words even “his hair hurts.”

For some reason, at that very moment, Mickey decided to put Clubber Lang, Tommy Gunn and Ivan Drago (multiple tariff fights) into the ring to FIGHT ROCKY immediately!

Now, all during the run up to the original rematch and through the fight itself, Mickey’s detractors said he should be fired. He was a racist, a hater. He was Hitler. This didn’t stop when the economy emerged victorious. But Mickey is none of those things. He has lots of faults to be sure. Some asshole talked him into letting the other three into the ring. But that is the only legitimate reason Mickey can be impeached. According the boxing commission (the US Constitution) Mickey has no right to create a fight (install tariffs) and certainly not when his fighter is so vulnerable. Only licensed promoters (Congress) can do that.

But Mickey says, “I am doing this for Rocky’s well-being (national security).” Of course, everyone listening, including the ones who want the fight to go on, know those words are unadulterated bullshit. Too many think that since Rocky beat Creed Mickey is now their god and can do no wrong. They will make every excuse for him.

So how is this new fight shaping up?

Tell ya what. I’ll call that from ring-side in my next article.

Here’s a preview: Everyone is bleeding and looking for an exit.


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[1] I made that word up as homage to George Orwell. But it encapsulates perfectly my view of modern discourse.

[2] Obama’s legacy will be saying “1.5% growth is the new normal” and “it was Bush’s fault.”